whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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