Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
