does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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