Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
