my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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