4 words: hood of his car
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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