just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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