I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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