I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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