pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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