Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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