i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I have feelings that need drinking.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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