i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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