soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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