People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
i out mim tonsoeep
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Randomize
