I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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