ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
