i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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