dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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