Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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