its not stalking. its research.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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