I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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