He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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