He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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