I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Ladies don't puke and tell
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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