can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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