life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
