cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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