I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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