We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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