I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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