we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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