like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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