it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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