If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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