Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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