I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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