The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He? As in you personified your dick?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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