If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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