You work out of a Hotel?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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