found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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