Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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