their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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