I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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