Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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