Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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