I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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