plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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