We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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