Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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