it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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