I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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