FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
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