I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I stole a fireplace last night.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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