Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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