I love black thongs
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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