Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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