Can Purell be used as lube?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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